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'So welcome to the wild Spain'.

Hi, I'm Aliisa. I love books and music more than anything else. Also i don't bite (at least not too hard) so you can come and say hi. really. What was left of this biography has been burned down by Jonathan Morgenstern.
May 20 '13

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mobile blogging with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank

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May 20 '13
  • other girls-put on smoky eye makeup: *look like sexpot*
  • me-puts on smoky eye makeup: hello raccoons i am family.

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May 20 '13
  • person: i love that cast
  • me: they are my babies
  • person: what
  • me: they are mine
  • person: they're over 30
  • me: i have to protect them
  • person: more than one of them is married
  • me: babies

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May 20 '13

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

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May 20 '13

hugh-swagman:

tell me (anon or not) about the person you love/have a crush on or your dream girl/boyfriend!!!

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May 20 '13

marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)

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May 20 '13

(Source: poisonparadise)

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May 20 '13

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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May 20 '13

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

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May 20 '13
unseeliequeen: feigenbaumsworld: mal-luck: artofobservation: mental-roulette: I CAN’T sobbing omfg THE HARKNESS TEST

unseeliequeen:

feigenbaumsworld:

mal-luck:

artofobservation:

mental-roulette:

I CAN’T

sobbing

omfg

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THE HARKNESS TEST

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